Arby's bought Buffalo Wild Wings, so here's what a chartph.combined menu would look like

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On Tuesday it was announced that Arby's owner Roark Capital will acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4 billion (or roughly 162,271,805 orders of BWW House Samplers).?

Per Reuters, though the wings restaurant will bechartph.come property of Arby's, it'll still operate on its own.?

We think this is a huge mistake.?

Consider the disturbing menu possibilities a marriage of Arby's meats and BWW wings might afford us.?

Our suggestions for this menu full of abominations below:

  • A half-pound Beef 'N Cheddar sandwich dipped in Bourbon Honey Mustard sauce, rolled in Desert Heat seasoning and deep fried

  • An entire smoked brisket coated in Blazin' hot sauce and served whole on a bed of deep-fried Cheddar Cheese Curds

  • Potato cakes drenched in Wild sauce

  • Beer-battered roast beef tacos

  • An Arby's House Sampler, featuring 12 classic Roast Beef sandwiches stacked in a pyramid

  • A Crispy Chicken Farmhouse Salad dressed with Hot BBQ sauce

  • Boneless Wings coated in Cheddar Cheese sauce

  • A Corned Beef 'N Cheese Slider cut up into pieces and sprinkled over Buffalo Mac & Cheese

  • A Cheese Curd Bacon Burger with a Pizza Slider speared on top

  • Every Arby's slider stacked in a tower and adhered to each another with smears of Parmesan Garlic sauce

  • The pastry shell of an Apple Turnover, filled with the B-Dubs Blender shake flavor of your choice

  • A large Ultimate Chocolate Shake blended with a slice of Chocolate Fudge Cake and drizzled over a plate of Dessert Nachos

  • Cheesecake Bites