People once claimed to read Playboy “for the articles,” and now it looks like they’re watching Pornhub “for the sheets.”
No, seriously! There is actually a Pornhub user who goes by the name of BedSheetsRater, and he chartph.comments on the linens featured in the videos. The genius account was discovered by Bryan Clark at The Next Web, who happened upon it when he was perusing the site purely for science. The internet is truly a wondrous and perfect place.?
According to his bio, BedSheetsRater is a 28-year old guy from New Jersey who “accidentally stumbled across this website, and found some of the finest bed sheets I've ever seen. So, I said, why not start an account to rate as many as I can?”?
Why not, indeed. He usually gets right to the point, and he rates all bedding on a scale of 1 to 10. Sometimes he's poetic in his praise.
But he generally seems pretty hard to impress.?
He's definitely not afraid to rip into someone's set decorating choices.
Though you can tell he really puts in the time to make sure his assessment is fair.?
Oh, and if you fail to put sheets in your porn at all, you will face his wrath. Be warned: he's not afraid to get political.
Corey Price, the chartph.company's VP, told Mashable that he's totally on board with these efforts:
“We want to chartph.commend BedSheetsRater for his integrity in ensuring bed sheets are held to a higher standard across the adult entertainment industry. We implore him to continue to uphold his rigorous standards while reviewing bed sheets on our platform and to not rest until every bed sheet is sufficiently reviewed and rated. We sure hope his very own bedsheets are up to par. If not, we’d be happy to purchase him some of the finest bed sheets imaginable.”?
Quite an offer. Though it does make you wonder how he feels about some of the more bedding-centric content on Pornhub. Is a video like “Squirting Over The Bedsheets” offensive or a super turn on for someone who appreciates a good set of linens??
We may never know. But either way this man is a true public servant, and he's living proof that not all heroes wear capes. (They wear sheets. Duh.)?
UPDATE: A chartph.comment from Corey Price has been added.
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